Hellsing Ultimate Episode 3:
TheCrimsonFuckr

Cast:
DJSexidillionaire as Van Helsing
Takahata101 as Alucard
Megami33 as Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
jragoswin as Pip
Remix (WeeklyTubeShow) as Walter and Corrupt Politician 1
GeneralIvan as Enrico Maxwell
Hbi2k as Alexander Anderson
Nowacking as Police Girl
TehExorcist as Bishounen O’Brian
KaiserNeko as Sticky Sock
Sheldon Delano Killer as Reporter
Briand Danger as Suicide Officer
Antfish as Dandy Man
Shazmybot as Corrupt Politician 2
Lanipator as The Major
MasakoX as Herr Doctor
Ganxingba as Jan Valentine

Songs:
Music Soon!

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  • John Fiala

    I love this. I’m howling with laughter. I have to keep pausing the video so I can start breathing again.

  • Xurreal .

    I heard that one song from Big-O

  • Roku

    I did not expect the zoidberg insert there.

  • herkaderkaderkaderp

    man android 17 has one filthy mouth.

  • 09:08 to 09:48 ROTFLMAOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL hooo….it’s funny…

  • 03:21 to 04:04 pretty intense and funny

  • un2dead

    can anyone tell me the song, i think its in portuguese, that plays when they arrive at brazil?

    • Almex

      its from the remake movie “The Producer” with the song ” you’ll find your happiness in rio”… just like its sung in the clip 😀

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5M7cQD4qyc

      • Almex

        also check out the song from the producer ” springtime for hitler”…..hilarious

  • Maphisto86

    That opening scene though O_o. I applaud the script for that part and “DjSexiDillionaire”‘s performance voicing Abraham Van Helsing.

    • demolition541

      DjSexidillionaire = Chris Sabat

  • TheGreatEscapist

    I think this episode has some of the funniest line-reads from Alucard.

    “Oh, and tell that guy to stop spying on me! It’s creepy!”
    or
    “Hey, Dandy-Dick! You missed! Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!”

    Just the delivery on those lines make me laugh. Good work!

    • Capo98y

      The Pitbull song was just, funny as fuck

  • You cheeky dick-waffle xD

  • Jesus wants a hu-ug!

  • SorsHasOars

    “…which was payed for how? Oh right! Generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God… All over his back…”

    Holy crap I’m dying here.

  • Kalmah650

    What is that song called in the background when Alucard and Alexander Anderson are about to fight but police girl broken it by getting all those old people to come between them.

    • Knight_of_Breath

      Why is it playing the Squiddles song?

  • SandyMc

    My first time watching Hellsing Abridged and it hilarious!

  • netherdragon1

    11:47 XD
    11:52 ROFL DIEING OF LAUGHTER!

  • Hanyou

    Hey Dandidick! You missed! *wubwubwubwubwub*

    I lost it xDDD

  • Zakaris

    “You’ve activated my Alu-CARD!” Exodia ain’t got shit on this.

  • godzilla719

    “You cheeky dickwaffle.” Gotta say, not something I expected to hear.

  • pphillips29

    What is the name of the song that starts at 10:44?

    • Tarakjiros

      Alucard’s theme from the original anime.

    • Kannouteki Yuuwaku No Wana Ni Hammatta Hidariashi by Yasushi Ishii

  • thalastking21

    PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE DO the preview of episode 5 now i can’t wait !!!

  • Havoc13

    This is why Alucard is my favorite Taka character

    • SplattrKing13

      Because he is a fuck mothering vampire, that’s why.

  • SailorVegeta

    You brought me a present?!…. so good

  • kelbpanthera

    I’ve watched this probably a dozen times now. I love the show and Alucard makes me laugh like no other character but I just do -not- get the joke when he says “the aristocrats” to Van Hellsing. Can someone please explain the joke?

  • BudokaiTenkaichi4124

    Not gonna lie, Really would like to see more done with Hellsing Ultimate. Love the outcome so far, every phone call Alucard makes has my in stiches

  • wasp

    haaaaaaaaaa

  • GOBFIMD

    Hey, kids! Wanna se a dead body?!

    • Traveller800

      I burst out laughing at that

  • pvs0101

    watch out it’s tf with 1000 ap RUN